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“John Holt is my secret weapon. He’s a chameleon. No matter what project I throw him on at my agency, he’s able to understand the market and write incredibly persuasive (and sometimes laugh-out-loud funny) copy that sells. He sniffs out great hooks. His writing is clear and easily understood. And I always enjoy our rap sessions when we’re mapping out a campaign. I think he’s the best-kept secret in the copywriting world.” – Chris Orzechowski

Unfortunately, I don’t really have the scope for any long term copy projects at the moment, as I’m presently working with two agencies at a pace that can only be described as “FOOKING MENTAL”.

That said, I am opening up some space in my diary in the future for some short-term copy critiques.

(Because… who needs sleep, right?)

These will be on a first-come, first-served basis and ONLY OFFERED to folks on my email list.

You can get on my email list, and access all the goodies inside the “oh-my-god-why-isn’t-it-world-famous-yet?” GOOGLE DRIVE OF AWESOMENESS!!!! by clicking anywhere in this sentence…

… but not this one.

Thanks,

John

In the meantime, here are some more testimonials that make me sound reasonably OK.

“John reworked the entire autoresponder series to make each more entertaining, engaging, and informative. The results were fantastic! We saw a higher open rate for each email and our customers reported having greater success with our product. John delivered exactly what was needed and we have no reservations in recommending him!” – Giggio

“Haha! I couldn’t stop crying with laughter when I read the rewrite John had made of my presentation! John is one of the most hilarious people I’ve ever worked with. He can take the dryest, dullest presentation and transform it into a humorous and engaging one that hooks your audience and keeps them engaged.” – Anders Nielsen – Apps Captain

“John Holt is hilariously funny. He’s done some work for me and other Charm Offensive members and he’s infuriatingly good. If you need to add humour to your copy, you should speak to John. Now. NOW!!! I said.” – Jon Buchan