Which of these would help you best?

1. 61 “ready to go” email prompts you can use to keep your subscribers happy and engaged (if you email your list once per week, that’s over a YEAR’S worth of emails.)

2. Discovering the secrets to being funny – my “Five Days To Funny” PDF will show you a simple system you can follow to create your own gags, so people will think you’re hilarious (without you having to rely on tired memes and hack jokes 

3. Learning the 5 simple steps you can follow to make your writing clearer, more compelling, and more persuasive too – I’ve got a 20-minute training where I lay it all out (and a few more tips too)

4. Never send a dull email again – want 6 things you can do TODAY to ensure your emails are never referred to as “meh” by the gals in Lidl again? I’ve got you.

5. Seeing how a copywriter with no experience and no connections (Hi!) landed 3 sweet gigs in 2020 – with some big kahuna clients. No bribery or “we have your kids… here’s what I want you to do” ransom notes required – I’ll show you exactly what I did (including screenshots!)

6. Stealing my simple system for emailing your list without struggling to do battle with the blank page every single time.

7. Getting an email from me once or twice a week where I share something I think will make your life a little bit better. 

How can you choose right? It’s impossible.

Well, the good news is… you don’t have to choose.

YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL!!!

And for the low, low price of $0.

Yes, that’s right… Zero dollars.

/sleaze.

Yeah, you can have all that by signing up for my list. When you do, I’ll shoot you an email with access to the GOOGLE DRIVE OF AWESOMENESS!!!! where you’ll find all of that stuff (and a few more goodies too).

There’s no cost, unless you count the physical labour of clicking here and telling me where to send it.

If anything on that list sounds like something that would make your life easier, I hope you’ll check it out.