Looking For An Easy-To-Use Shopping Cart System That Takes All The Struggle Out Of Getting Paid (And Has NO Monthly Fees!)

This is gonna sound hypey as hell, but… 

What I’m about to share has been a game-changer for me

And if you’re thinking this is another long-ass sales page, think again. Because I’m just gonna come right out and say it…

I’m shit with tech.

Like REALLY shit with tech.

So when it came to creating my own offers and products, I was a bit stuck.

I had ideas. LOTS and LOTS of ideas, but no way of making them come alive.

I downloaded a load of WordPress plugins, but getting them all to talk to each other, and integrating Stripe and PayPal was a bloody nightmare.

And if just ONE of them went wrong, like a Jenga tower…

It all came crashing down.

I didn’t want to hire a tech person.

I just wanted a nice, simple solution so that a clueless imbecile like me could dream up and offer in the morning, and have a buy button I can point people to in the afternoon.

That’s when someone pointed me to ThriveCart.

I won’t get into the tech specifics cos I’m an imbecile, but I’m not exaggerating when I say that even though I landed TWO behemoth-sized copywriting clients in 2021…

I still consider ThriveCart to be the best thing I’ve done for my business.

Let me show you how easy it is to use…

Come… gather round… and watch as the man with the tech talent of an Amish Luddite creates a brand new offer from scratch AND a sales page he can send people to get paid… 

IN LESS THAN TEN MINUTES!!!!!

(and if you think five exclamation points is overkill, you really don’t know how bad I am with tech)