Refund Policy

Make Me Funny is a private subscription service for people who think that talking to me about being funny is a great investment.

If you fancy joining, head over to Make Me Funny.

Payment is in advance, on a monthly basis.

By maintaining your membership, you also protect yourself against future price rises, should I become famous or mega-talented.

If you cancel your membership, and rejoin at a later date, you’ll have to pay the going rate at the time of your rejoining. Soz.

You may cancel your membership at any time. You will not be charged again and your account will be closed the end of your current monthly period.

If you join via a trial membership, you will pay the trial amount for the period (e.g. 10 Days), and then revert to paying the full subscription price every month.

If you wish to cancel, you can do so by emailing me at

If you cancel your membership before the end of your current paid up month, you will retain access to the site for the remainder of your paid-up period.

Other Products

My other products, such as ebooks and videos, are one-off purchases. Some may come with guarantees. Ironically, I can’t guarantee that they will.

If there is a guarantee, this will be clearly stated on the sales page for each item.

If there isn’t, it won’t be.

If there is a guarantee and you’re not happy with your purchase at any time within the guarantee period, email me at and I’ll refund your payment – no questions asked…

…well, OK. I may ask you, “what didn’t you like about this? How can I make it better?”

Thanks for visiting the site and for caring enough to look at these boring bits.

– John