SMACK MY PITCH UP!

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SMACK MY PITCH UP – THE EFFORTLESS WAY  TO WRITE – AND DELIVER – A COMPELLING AND EFFECTIVE NETWORKING PITCH!

 

Imagine the scene – you go to an informal ‘drinks and nibbles’ networking event, preparing to do your best mingling.

One hour in, the organiser says…

‘It’s 60 second pitch time. Why don’t YOU go first?’

 

Even though you’re not looking, you just know the beast is looking squarely in your direction.

20 pairs of eyes are on now focused on you.

How do you feel?

Are you confident that you have a solid 60 second spiel that clearly, concisely and compelling tells people who you are, what you do and who you’re looking to connect with?

Or…

Do you end up ‘ummmm’ing your way through it, hoping to survive and wishing it would be over?

If you’re in the “Please God, I just want to survive” camp, I can help.

As a magician, comedian and copywriter, I can help you create, rehearse and perform the perfect 60 second pitch, so you can enjoy effortless and natural sales conversations with absolutely anyone.

No worries, no stress and no hassle!

This isn’t about memorising a slick script.

It’s about being clear about:

  • Who you are,
  • What you do,
  • Who you do it for (and, more importantly, who you DON’T do it for)

…and using that to create your own, UNIQUE pitch that you feel comfortable saying in a Holiday Inn at 5am after an oily breakfast.

As a copywriter, I can teach you how to create a compelling message.

As a magician and comedian, I can teach you how to practice it, so that you nail it when it counts.

The product will be delivered in EBOOK (PDF) and VIDEO format.

I’ll take you from being terrified, looking at a blank piece of paper to being able to confidently deliver a networking pitch and have sales conversation with pretty much anyone.

I’ll teach you how to –

  • Know what to include in your pitch (and what NOT to!)
  • Draft it out
  • Edit it down so that it’s as effective as possible
  • Remember it (without it sounding “memorised”)
  • Rehearse your pitch
  • Change the pitch to suit different occasions and conversations

If you’ve been struggling with your pitch, I’m convinced that this is all you need to get on track and create the networking pitch you’ve always dreamed of.

(You have always been dreaming of having a good networking pitch, right?)

“MOST ONLINE OFFERS COME WITH SOME SORT OF BONUS. HAVE YOU GOT ANY?”

*** ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDERS BEFORE 8TH MARCH ***

Yep. Tell you what, if you click the magic buy button before 8th March (2020, for any laggards), I’ll offer email support, so we can work on your pitch together.

That’s right, I’ll tear myself away from my beloved Poirot boxset and dedicate part of my mind to you and your pitch. We’ll put our heard together until your totally happy.

(with the pitch, not with life, though that would be one hell of a bonus!)

ESTIMATED VALUE OF EMAIL SUPPORT = PRICELESS!!!

 

Also…

When you order “SMACK MY PITCH UP”, you’ll also get a bonus PDF, “FUNNY BUSINESS” – my 5 step process for creating jokes about anything.

Your networking pitch doesn’t have to be funny to be effective, but if you’d like it to be, this will help.

You don’t have to be “funny” to make the ideas in “FUNNY BUSINESS” work, just follow the process in the PDF and you’ll be able to find the funny all on your own.

ESTIMATE VALUE OF “FUNNY BUSINESS” = DEFINITELY NOT PRICELESS!!!

 

Whether you have a pitch that needs a bit of work, or have been staring at a blank piece of paper for the last 6 months, desperately hoping for inspiration to strike, worry no more.

SMACK MY PITCH UP is all you need to create YOUR perfect networking pitch – without sounding sleazy, salesy or phony.

 

 

 

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