I want you to take advantage of me…

If you’re a business-owning, self-employed, freelancer-type person, now’s the perfect time to take advantage of me.

I’ll tell you why in a second. First…

Here’s HOW to do it:

Visit my website and sign up for my email list.

Why should you do that?

I’ll tell you why… when you sign up, you’ll get access to my GOOGLE DRIVE OF AWESOMENESS!!!!

I know that sounds terrifically shit, but it’s actually pretty useful. It’s got a load of goodies for you in there, including – email writing prompts, guides on how to be funny in your marketing, the approach I used to land some heavyweight copy clients with ZERO experience, ZERO connections, and (probably) ZERO talent!

… and much more! (Copywriters always do that)

The reason you should sign up now?

Because I don’t have anything to sell you.

I’m full to bursting with client work for the next year or so, so I won’t be flogging any copywriting.

My email writing course “Sent.” is going back in the vault for a while, so you can’t get your hands on that either.

Oh… well, I do sell “Coffee Critiques” for £30, but that’s it. And I hardly talk about those.

(The fact you have no idea what they are is pretty darned good proof of that)

So, yeah… now’s the perfect time to take advantage of me by picking up a whole bunch of business-boosting freebies… without wondering when you’re going to get slapped with an unwelcome upsell.

Here’s the link if you’re interested: 

https://insertgaghere.com/email/