If you’re a business owner, wanting to sell more stuff and upgrade your marketing, how would you like to have…
Your own “copywriter to the stars” on speeddial?
⚠️ WARNING: ⚠️ ⚠️ WARNING: ⚠️
I’ve gotta be honest with you…
The promise I make in this short letter is going to sound too good to be true.
That’s because it IS…
Dear friend (my, aren’t I being a presumptious so and so?),
If you’re a solo-business-preneur type person who appreciates the value of having kick ass copy, but doesn’t want to spend thousands on a copywriter, or worse, hours and hours slaving over the keyboard, sweating over every single word…
You’re going to love what I’m about to share with you.
Because I have an idea that hand delivers you copy that converts… without you having to do anything, and best of all…
Comes at “HOLY HECKERS! Is that a typo? It can’t be that low” price.
This is the part of the letter where I SHOULD break you down and do my best to convince you that you’re shit at marketing and will go penniless and broke without my help, but…
You know why?
Because you’re not shit at marketing.
You want to know how I know that?
Because you’re here.
If you’re reading this, it’s because you care about selling more stuff and impacting more lives… and knowing and caring about your audience is a pretty big deal.
Maybe the biggest.
You see, most business owners think copywriting is about finding a magical sequence of words that somehow unlocks the part of your customer’s brain that makes them want to buy your thing.
No. No. No. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nada!
Copywriting is more of a FEEL thing. And if you care about your customer’s enough to create something that genuinely makes their life more awesome in a way they really care about…
You’ve already done the hard work.
Trouble is… that doesn’t help you create better copy because…
You have no idea what you need to do to make your marketing better so you can make more sales!
Maybe you’ve found yourself asking stuff like:
“Should I write longer copy?”
“Why is no one buying my thing?”
“Is my offer pants?”
“My sales page isn’t working… but I’ve no idea WHY!”
“People like my free stuff, but don’t buy?”
“They said they wanted this, but when I gave them a BUY NOW link… crickets”
“Is the price too low/high?”
“Do people actually want to buy this?”
If you have, let me ask you this…
What if, instead of wondering what to do and getting nowhere, you had a professional copywriter at your beck and call – someone who’s written for the biggest names in marketing – who could just show you what to do?
According to my maths skills (and a little help from Professor Google), at the time of typing this I’ve been a full-time copywriter for 454 days.
I know that doesn’t sound like a lot. Cos it isn’t.
But I’m like Scrappy Doo. I might not be the biggest, but I pack a lot in.
(I’m also SUPER annoying in large doses)
In those 454 days, I’ve managed to work with some pretty big clients.
Actually, “pretty big” doesn’t do it justice.
In my first year as a full-time copywriter, I landed gigs with THREE of the biggest names in marketing:
– The No Pants Project
– Chris Orzechowski
– Jeff Walker (where I’m presently a full time copywriter)
I’ve lost count of the amount of email campaigns, sales pages, Facebook ads, videos scripts, funnel packages, e-commerce emails I’ve written.
Whatever marketing you’re doing – I’ve done the hard work and learned how to write it.
If you’re looking for the cream of the crop, best of the best, A list copywriting champion of the woooooooorllllldddd…
I’m not the guy for you.
If these internet marketing heavy hitters pay me to because I make them money… do you think I could do the same for you?
“John Holt is my secret weapon. He’s a chameleon. No matter what project I throw him on at my agency, he’s able to understand the market and write incredibly persuasive (and sometimes laugh-out-loud funny) copy that sells. He sniffs out great hooks. His writing is clear and easily understood. And I always enjoy our rap sessions when we’re mapping out a campaign. I think he’s the best-kept secret in the copywriting world.” – Chris Orzechowski
Here’s my offer – you give me your copy and I’ll show you how to make it better. It’ll be just like I’m your own personal…
Copywriter On Call
An easy, stress-free way to transform your marketing so it’s more POWERFUL, COMPELLING, and best of all… PROFITABLE!
*** LIMITED PLACES AVAILABLE ***
Here’s what you get:
* 10 WEEKLY GROUP CALLS – This is where the magic happens. Come with a jumbled collection of words… leave with a compelling, cash generating piece of copy! Every Thursday we’ll hop on a call and critique your copy LIVE.
Worried you might miss a call? Don’t, because you’ll also get…
* FULL ACCESS TO ALL CALL REPLAYS – Meaning you can get all your questions answered and copy critiqued… even if you can’t make it!
PLUS – you’ll pick up nuggets of wisdom you can use from questions and critiques for the other group members too!
“But how will you know my question if I’m not there to ask?”, I hear you scream. Simple, because you’ll also get access to a super-duper, top-secret…
* EXCLUSIVE FACEBOOK GROUP – No need to experience the pain of having to remember something for our Thursday call. With full access to an exclusive FB group, you can post up your copy and get your questions answered 24/7!