I posted a new video.
If you’re not one of the 42 people who’ve seen it, please don’t worry. The leafletting campaign I used to promote it has been a bloody disaster – so I thought I’d take a novel approach and email you instead.
It’s about why you need to become an influencer (as opposed to an “influenza”, which is a whole different video)…
… and how you can get started on the “influencer” track right now.
In the video, you’ll also discover:
– How pathetic I am at demonstrating gang signs
– A simple – but highly effective – habit you need to get into the habit of habituating… habitually.
– Why I USED TO BE terrible at marketing
– Why I STILL AM terrible at marketing
– My biblical – and masterful – reframing of the term “influencer” (you’ll FINALLY be able to say “influencer” – without retching when you hear my consummate take on it)
– How to sell yourself… without selling your soul to the devil (or paying a sleazeball $1,997 to learn a bunch of “never-fire” close techniques)
– The SHOCKING news about why being a decent human is a good plan of action (you better be sitting down when you hear this!!!)
– How my daughter’s endless YouTube watching has FINALLY paid off!!!
– What I would do if I wanted to get more shares and subscribers (you’ll kick me – probably in the knackers – when you realise how easy it is!!!)
– My brand-new, “never seen before” call to action (can you believe it’s taken F***ING 39 episodes? Will the wait be worth it??? I think we both know the answer to that!!!)
– One simple action you can take RIGHT NOW (after watching this video… I NEED DA VIEWS!!!!) to win the eternal gratitude and adoration of your friends.
Fancy doing me a small favour?
Give the video a watch and then hit reply and grade my CTA on a scale of 3 – 27.
I’d appreciate it.
P.S. I don’t know why you’re looking down here, but here’s the video link again.