Introducing: the GOOGLE FORM OF…

Just a quick one today and it’s all for YOU.

I’ve just created a form you might like.

But not just any form…

It’s a form you can type answers to questions in!

You: “I don’t think this dummkopf knows what a ‘form’ is”

Fine. It’s a form, just like any other form, but…

This one gives you the chance to pick my brain.

Got a question about email marketing, copywriting, or marketing in general you’d like my help with? 

Head to the…

GOOGLE FORM OF HELPFULNESS!!!

This form is a “win” for both of us…

It’s a win for you because using the form ensures your question doesn’t get lost in the shitshow that is my inbox.

A win for me cos having questions all in one place gives me a better feel for how I can help you best. 

Wait a second…

“How I can help YOU best”? That’s a “win” for you, too.

You sly bugger, you’re two-one up in our little “win” game.

How about I even things up by adding a space for you to add some nice words about me should you feel so inclined?

There.

Final score: 2-2 – a fair result.

If you ever want my help, all you have to do is click the GOOGLE FORM OF HELPFULNESS!!! and all your problems will be solved…

… as long as all your problems are minor marketing ones that can be solved by a quick response from a man with the attention span of a… LOOK – THAT MAN’S WEARING A HAT!!!!

John