GUESS WHO???

How about a challenge to end the week? Are you up for that?

I promise there’ll be something in it for you if you play along.

The challenge is a simple one:

Can you figure out who I am?

Now… there are a couple of “non challenge” ways you could solve this puzzle. You could be a sneaky sneaker McSneakerson and expand my email address at the top. Or you could scroll ALLLLLLLLLLL the way to the bottom of this email and check the unsubscribe link.

But if I know you as well as I know your Uncle Frank, I think you’re up for some fun…

So… who am I?

Gotta be honest, this is more of a test for me than you. I’ve got to switch things up and work hard to try and throw you off the scent.

Mind you, I’d be stupid if I changed EVERYTHING about the way I usually write to you. Oh no, that would be far too easy.

What do you make of this font for instance? Did I switch that up… or am I bluffing?

GADZOOKS! Can you even trust my word choices?

According to my Lotus 1-2-3 word processor, I’m 198 words in. I reckon you’ve sussed me out by now. If you have, well done. Remember when you first twigged – and what gave me away – and hit reply after reading the rest of this missive, so you can show me how clever you are.

Because you are clever.

And attractive. Like your Uncle Frank.

I should probably stop typing now. If you genuinely have an Uncle Frank, you’re probably freaking out right now about a possibly anonymous person mentioning him twice.

Besides, I’ve either made my point or I haven’t.

If you solved the case of the mystery writer, here’s the “something” I promised you:

I did my very best to make the design of this email look as “un-me” as possible… and you STILL figured me out. So…

What does that tell you about the power of having a distinctive voice – a voice that is unmistakably YOU?

Yours sincerely,

Nicole Scherzinger ????

P.S. I’m aware this “Guess who” gag might not have worked with whatever mail client you’re using, meaning you might have missed out on the fun.

Apologies for that, but… 

I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!.

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Are you scrolling to check?

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I knew it, you cheating SOB!

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Sorry, that was harsh. I didn’t mean it…

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Give me another chance….

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Take me back… PLEASE!!!!!!!

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Fine. Here’s the answer…