(I thought I’d test out a jocular opener for once. How was it for you?)
Short email today.
I know I’ve said that before, but I mean it this time.
Last week was pretty full-on, working on a couple of sales pages. I also started a new email campaign for a client, so haven’t had much time to spare.
Certainly not in these unpreced…
Phew! I almost said the “U” word.
Sorry about that.
“Ahem. You said something about a ‘quick’ email?”
Anyway, I got some unexpected free time yesterday (couldn’t find the bloody remote control), so blitzed through some work I was saving for today.
Long story short (“THANK GOD!”), I have time today to help you with any questions you might have.
I know a lot of people use the old, “I’ve got some free time, so hit me up, playa!” email, but I mean it.
Look, I’ll even prove it. Here’s my schedule for today:
05:00 – Wake up.
05:00 – 07:00 – Sea salt infused water, 45 minute HIIT workout, hilltop meditation as the sun rises, and gratitude journaling session to the sounds of a ringing Tibetan music bowl.
07:00- 07:30 – Frosties.
07:30 – 10:00 – Writing.
10:00 – 11:00 – Scream at my kids (for optimum productivity I like to batch my shouting for the entire week into a single, one hour block)
11:00 – 15:00 – Naff all.
15:00 – 16:00 – Rest.
16:00 – 17:00 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who are you kidding? Still naff all.
If you’re wrestling with any copywriting or marketing problems and want to pick my brain, now is your chance.
Struggling with a hook for a sales page?
Wanna brainstorm a funny angle for an email?
Have a burning question about “Dear John on the John?”
(Apart from, “What the hell were you thinking?”)
Just hit reply and let me know how I can help!