What are you doing at 13:26 today?


(I thought I’d test out a jocular opener for once. How was it for you?)

Short email today.

I know I’ve said that before, but I mean it this time.

Last week was pretty full-on, working on a couple of sales pages. I also started a new email campaign for a client, so haven’t had much time to spare.

Certainly not in these unpreced…

Phew! I almost said the “U” word.

Sorry about that.

“Ahem. You said something about a ‘quick’ email?”

Oh yeah.

Anyway, I got some unexpected free time yesterday (couldn’t find the bloody remote control), so blitzed through some work I was saving for today.

Long story short (“THANK GOD!”), I have time today to help you with any questions you might have.

I know a lot of people use the old, “I’ve got some free time, so hit me up, playa!” email, but I mean it.

Look, I’ll even prove it. Here’s my schedule for today:

05:00 – Wake up.

05:00 – 07:00 – Sea salt infused water, 45 minute HIIT workout, hilltop meditation as the sun rises, and gratitude journaling session to the sounds of a ringing Tibetan music bowl.

07:00- 07:30 – Frosties.

07:30 – 10:00 – Writing.

10:00 – 11:00 – Scream at my kids (for optimum productivity I like to batch my shouting for the entire week into a single, one hour block) 

11:00 – 15:00 – Naff all.

15:00 – 16:00 – Rest.

16:00 – 17:00 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who are you kidding? Still naff all.


If you’re wrestling with any copywriting or marketing problems and want to pick my brain, now is your chance.

Struggling with a hook for a sales page?

Wanna brainstorm a funny angle for an email?

Have a burning question about “Dear John on the John?

(Apart from, “What the hell were you thinking?”)

Just hit reply and let me know how I can help!