No, not THAT kind of list.*
This kind of list:
Take something normal…
…and exaggerate the heck out of it.
Lists are perfect opportunities for you to practice exaggeration.
Forget about the “rule of three” for a moment and find a list of things you offer and add some comedy options at the end.
Notice how you still get the message across, but without sounding like a bossy boots!
Have you got a list on your website, social media bio, or tattooed to the back of your Aunt Margaret?
Could it benefit from a nonsensical addition?
* I’m so very, very sorry.