“The best-kept secret in the copywriting world.

– Chris Orzechowski

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Hi! I’m John, an award-winning former comedian and magician who spent years entertaining drunk people, until I realised I could use my superpowers of wit and personality to STUN COLD AUDIENCES, make them SNORT WITH LAUGHTER and PERSUADE THEM TO TAKE ACTION

Now I write words for businesses that not only make their customers smile…

… they GENERATE MORE SALES.

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“John Holt is HILARIOUSLY FUNNY. He’s done some work for me and other Charm Offensive members and he’s infuriatingly good. If you need to add humour to your copy, you should speak to John. Now. NOW!!! I said.” – Jon Buchan

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