“The best-kept secret in the copywriting world.

– Chris Orzechowski

Hi! I’m John, an award-winning former comedian and magician who spent years entertaining drunk people until I realised I could use my superpowers of wit and personality to STUN COLD AUDIENCES, make them SNORT WITH LAUGHTER and PERSUADE THEM TO TAKE ACTION

Now I write words for businesses that not only make their customers smile…



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